Sleepwalk With Me: And Other Painfully True Stories by Mike Birbiglia

Author:Mike Birbiglia
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Performing Arts, Humor, Form, Entertainment & Performing Arts, General, United States, Personal Memoirs, Comedians, Biography & Autobiography, Essays, Comedy, Biography
ISBN: 9781439157992
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Published: 2010-10-12T10:00:00+00:00

CALLER:

Mike, how many times a week would you say that you read NASCAR magazines? Zero to two, three to five, or six to seven days?

ME:

Oh, definitely six to seven days a week, definitely.

CALLER:

Great. And how many times a week do you email your friends about NASCAR races: zero to four, five to twelve, or, more than twelve times per week?

ME:

More than twelve.

The ad agencies and their clients try to cover their asses and weed out the fakers. They can’t have these focus groups be total catastrophes, so they try to nail you with the last question. Fortunately, the caller is paid by how quickly she can fill up these focus groups, so she’s on your side.

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